british: american people are so annoying

chinese: american people are so annoying

mexicans: american people are so annoying

french: american people are so annoying

americans: we are so annoying

canadians: I fucking love maple syrup

australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA

Minister: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Me: *starts tearing up* my anaconda do

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

Can someone please photoshop ariana grande in this pic i will give u head :)) (dats my dad by the way aha)

lol i got so many with arianas head on my dads body lmao btw if you do make an edit post it and tag it as supjohnny so i can see it :))

lmao u guys r funny


R U SERIOUS


there are 3 kinds of ppl


i honestly didn’t think it could get any worse tbhhhhhh


OMGGGGGGGGG


here we go again

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

Can someone please photoshop ariana grande in this pic i will give u head :)) (dats my dad by the way aha)

lol i got so many with arianas head on my dads body lmao btw if you do make an edit post it and tag it as supjohnny so i can see it :))

lmao u guys r funny

R U SERIOUS

there are 3 kinds of ppl

i honestly didn’t think it could get any worse tbhhhhhh

OMGGGGGGGGG

here we go again

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fartgallery:

hey guys I know its the middle of the night and im currently robbing you but I just heard a spooky noise in your kitchen and now im scared… can I sleep in here with you guys?

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caramelblackness:

flightlesslexxii:

Jeralean Talley is 115 years old 

the oldest living American

These are her hands when she was 113

I hope her kids, grandkids, great grandkids, whoever her family is, is taking advantage of being in the presence of living history…

(via unexpectedhomo)

clitreaper:

clitreaper:

Hello everyone. These are pictures of a girl from my school named Cara Golias. She recently went missing on Sunday of September 28th and we all are very worried about where she might be. She lives in the northern Virginia area near Washington, D.C. in a county named Fairfax. So if you are from that area please take a moment to read this. She is 16 years old, has hazel eyes, brown hair, and is about 115 pounds. Please share this so we can help her achieve a swift and safe return. Even if you aren’t from this area, sharing this may help notify someone who does, everything counts.

Please read and reblog this so my friend can come home.

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